Dan’s obsession with…

“The perfect measurement” when trying to figure out who the best team is so ridiculous, he’s been on this for years. That’s not what sports is on any level…some sterile environment with no injuries on either team.

Dude would prefer to run a simulation on madden 10,000 times with weather and injuries turned off to find a “true champion” than just watching and enjoying the game. Exactly what you’d expect from someone that never played anything into high school.

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