Every CEX is the same on Reddit

I've noticed that every single exchange that has a sub on Reddit:

  1. Steals your money.
  2. Closes accounts unexpectedly.
  3. Has horrible support.
  4. Loses transfers.

Did I miss anything?

And I'm sure none of the people posting did anything wrong, intentionally or not. 🙄

EDIT: I wrote this in complete sarcasm, BTW. 😏