“TED”

Okay, boys and grrrs. There’s still no new episode, but I have an idea. I’m curious how many comments simply saying “TED” it will take to summon him here. Don’t harass him with username mentions, just comment “TED” without the quotation marks. The more traction this gets, the more likely it will work. Let’s get some answers out of our favorite TikTok star.

Update: A day has passed. The chant is slowing. There is still no sign of our precious Milk Man, nor has a new episode been uploaded. Perhaps our beloved Rainforest Cafe connoisseur has abandoned this mortal plane entirely, and us along with it? I really can’t say for certain. My faith wavers…

Update: Mission Accomplished — Thanks Everyone! 😂