I'm eating a costco chocolate cake with a spoon

I have had a very long week. but I went to costco with my friend and got a lot of things, but most notably a chocolate cake with chocolate mousse filling. and like the title says I am sitting at my kitchen table eating this cake whole with a spoon. cutting slices only slows me down, and I bought this with my own money from my own job and I can do whatever I want with it! independence is sweet sometimes.