I want to hear your child’s most outlandish idiosyncrasies.

For instance, my daughter will only eat yogurt with chopsticks. This is because she watched Disney’s Mulan, and the animators’ failure to draw each individual grain of rice made her mis-identify what Mulan was eating. Now chopsticks are the only correct way to eat yogurt, and she won’t hear of anything else.

What are your weird little darlings up to?