Which mass-produced beer would you pick?

After a recent trip to the Western US, and sampling (sometimes in large quantities) of various craft and micro-brews, which were amazing (as expected), I started to wonder about the more mass-produced beers.

In the EU, we get a few different US beers, usually the usual suspects. Whilst there I tried Miller High Life, which I'd heard of but never tried previously.

It wasn't for me 😁 Interesting, but not for me. I found Pabst to be the most drinkable. My question is, then, if you're forced to drink American mass market beer, which is it?