These notes killlll me:

Sone of the notes people leave are absolutely hilarious to me, I was doing a 4AM block this morning. My first stop, they wanted me to enter their side gate, go around back to their back porch and leave their package in the back.

Excuse me sir but it is pitch black outside!! I am not going in anyone’s backyard at night time, and this house was not in the best area lol.

Another one I had right after that first one was:

call me over and over till I answer to get a one time code for my front gate. He also lived in the ghetto, lmao I was not about to be a sitting duck at 345AM. Tossed it over his fence and dipped 🤷‍♀️